FHM’s SEXIEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD 2012 – THE RESULTS

So the World has spoken. After weeks of voting and oogling over sexy photos of the hottest women on the planet, the FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2012 list has finally been revealed.

In my opinion I think there has been some sort of a mistake and I demand a re-count… I just do not get the appeal with who you all voted at the number one spot!! But hey, who am I to contest the minds of thousands of voters?? Oh and another thing, you are a fickle bunch, last year’s winner Rosie Huntington-Whitely slipped a hell of a lot… to number 18! WHAT!!???

So FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World 2012 is…..

DRUM ROLL PLEASE….       

#1           Tulisa Contostavlos

The Londoner replaced Cheryl Cole on the X-Factor judging panel and mentored the first ever band to win the show, ‘Little Mix’. The chav was a member of hip-hop band ‘N-Dubz’ and recently hit headlines for all the wrong reasons when a sex tape featuring the star hit the internet. Anyway Tulisa is now officially the sexiest woman on the planet – Wowsers! She is probably on her knees right now thanking everyone who voted for her… In my opinion (and I know sexy when I see it) Tulisa should not be ranking in the top 50! Let alone at number 1… Croydon facelift, trackies, hoop earrings….hhhmmm…pass the bucket….

Anyway, to continue on I’ll fill you in on the sizzling sex-pots who came in the top 10….

#10         Emily Atack

I had to Google this lady to see who she was. It’s quite a funny one really. The actress played Charlotte Hinchcliffe in ‘The Inbetweeners’ (she was the school slag who lured Will to bed at that party!!) She probably has a certain teenage fanbase voting for her (I’m picturing those Simon-types)  

#9           Mila Kunis

A worthy lady to be in the top 10. Stunningly beautiful, she hit the big time in ‘That 70’s Show’ but then really showed the world what she was capable of when she played Lily in ‘Black Swan’. Did you know that her left eye is brown and her right eye is brown…

Mila was spotted out for dinner last weekend with former co-star Aston Kutcher (former squeeze of Demi Moore). However Mila denies anything is going on between the two. They’re both young and single and hot so why not…?

#8           Keeley Hazell

Page 3 model… need I say more… But this glamour model caught the eye of David Cameron (yes the Conservative leader guy)  when he called her an “environmental hero” for her campaign work in ‘The Sun’ newspaper when she gave tips on turning off lights etc. She probably saves loads of money on washing too since all she appears to wear is barely-there underwear!

 #7           Megan Fox

Foxy Megan deserves her spot in the top 10. The American actress is known to most for her role in the ‘Transformers’ movie…She did look pretty smoking hot leaning over the hood of that car amid the rising steam…She was at the number 4 spot in last years list. She married Brian Austin Green (remember him from ‘Beverly Hills 90210’ & more recently ‘Desperate Housewives’) and last month announced she is pregnant with their first bambino. That baby is going to be one amazingly gorgeous child.

 

#6           Katy Perry

Eat your heart out Russell Brand -look at what you’re missing! The ‘California Girl’ is a regular feature on this list and was last year’s second sexiest woman. Yep, defo deserves to still be ranked among the sexiest. With a body like that it’s no wonder Katy wasn’t single for long. She just announced she’s dating ‘Florence &the Machine’ guitarist Rob Ackroyd.  

#5           Georgia Salpa

Woohoo! Finally an Irish sex-pot lands a top 10 spot. Our Georgia is the highest new entry at number 5 and the only Irish beauty to make the top 50. This girl deserves a higher place on the list if you ask me…come on…she is WAY hotter than Tulisa…..seriously….back to that re-count….Anyway she is known on our shores for years as a model and tv star (Republic of Telly and Celebrity Salon to name a few) but was catapulted to fame in the UK when she appeared on Channel 5’s Celebrity Big Brother. It’s onwards and upwards for Ms Salpa…

  

#4           Rosie Jones

Another page 3 glamour model….I’ve never heard of her or seen her before in my life but then again I suppose I’m not the target audience for page 3 spreads… Funny fact I found out about her though…In 2009 she set the Guinness World Record for the most bras taken off and put back on again in one minute…the number you ask…..she set the record at 7…Now theres something for you to try and beat!

#3           Rihanna

I am sure that her racy music videos have done no harm in helping her to maintain her position at number 3. She placed at this position last year too. Her frolicking in the fields in Northern Ireland last year went down a treat with the Irish media when an Irish farmer complained about her exploits! Sex is always on Rihannas mind and only last month she courted with rumours that she may be a lesbian and only recently tweeted a photo of herself getting close and personal with a female lap-dancer at a strip club. The ‘S&M’ singer is never far from controversy with many feeling that her lyrics are too raunchy and her music videos too graphic… I say keep ’em coming…

#2           Cheryl Cole

A firm favourite among the FHM readers is Cheryl Cole. The former ‘Girls Aloud’ singer always manages to be in or around the top of the pack. She topped the poll in 2010 but last year only managed a place at number 12. This was probably due to the fact that she abandoned the UK to try and crack America. But proving that she is a fighter, Cheryl, as she now likes to be called, is back! After been absent from the stage for a significant period of time, Cheryl has now released her brand new music video ‘Call My Name’ and in the sneak peek that I saw of the video…she bares a lot of flesh and flashes a ‘cheeky’ new tattoo on her bum!!

  

And now we are back to Number 1….

#1           Tulisa

It’s interesting to note a few other entries….

Last years winner Rosie Huntington-Whitely, as I mentioned earlier slipped to number 18. The Middleton sisters made the list with Pippas pert bum securing her a place at number 11 while her sister Kate rocked in at 32.

  

Goddess Georgia wasn’t the only Irish beauty to make the grade. Other Irish hotties on the list include Una Healy at 66 and Laura Whitmore at 87. Woohoo go on the Irish babes…. Interestingly the UK managed to claim a significant number of the top 20 slots…might be an indication of the demographic voting.

  

So there you have it…the top ten Sexiest Women in the World as voted by FHM readers. As things stand I think most of the top 10 are deserved winners but Tulisa????? Really?????

You can read back on the blog I wrote when the voting lines opened to see who I mentioned….Tulisa was absent from that blog…oops…

FHM 100 SEXIEST WOMEN 2012

Not long to wait now! The much-anticipated FHM 100 Sexiest Women 2012 list will be announced on May 2nd. (I know I am waiting with bated breath for it!!)

But who is going to claim the Number 1 spot? Last year the World deemed Rosie Huntingdon-Whiteley the sexiest woman on Earth. But can the English beauty retain her title? It’s not an easy feat. It seems that you are only as hot as your current media status. ‘Here Today-Gone Tomorrow’ you know!

 

Take Cheryl Cole for example. In 2010 Cheryl was lovingly dubbed ‘The Nations sweetheart’. She had the world at her fingertips. She was back as a judge on the UK X-Factor panel, she was working on her second solo album and she also appeared on Piers Morgans Life Stories (remember she went through a years’ worth of Kleenex in about 90minutes!) 2010 was the year that she battled malaria and there was the on-going saga with her reprobate husband Ashley Cole. A magazine or newspaper couldn’t be opened without her face peering back at you. (This was the year that I personally fell out of love with Cheryl. I became over-dosed with her and the ‘showmance’ with dancer Derek Hough made me want to puke!)

Anyway, in 2010 Cheryl dominated the press. She was voted FHMs World Sexiest Woman for the second year in a row. But then she fell out of the limelight somewhat. And if you fall from grace and out of favour with the public you can kiss goodbye to front page newspaper spreads (well the good kind anyway). Her move to conquer the US was an absolute embarrassment for her and she has since vanished from our radars. Out of sight out of Mind! We haven’t seen her in months and her career seems to be at a standstill. The few times she has made headlines in recent months she is slagging off Louis Walsh, trying to claim a hand in One Directions success or shutting down rumours of a fling with MC Harvey. Her lack of song-writing/tv/publicity saw her slip in the FHM list and she ranked at number 12 in 2011’s list. (From number 1 to number 12 in twelve months – She will be doing well to even manage a top 40 spot this year!)

      

So will the same fate befall last years FHM Sexiest Woman? 2011 was Rosie Huntingdon-Whiteleys year as not only was she privileged enough to wear the Victoria Secrets ‘Angels Wings’ on the catwalk, she also snagged herself the lead female role in Transformers, Dark of the Moon, replacing FHM regular sexy gal Megan Fox. She also landed herself the cover of British Vogue (you know you have made it when you grace the cover of that fashion Bible!) Rosie has been on the model circuit since 2006 and has had a few amazing years career-wise but really hit the big-time in 2011.

2012 has not featured Rosie very much at all. In fact I struggle to recall the last time I read anything about her (but a quick internet search just revealed that the 24 year old will be gracing the cover of Vogue Brazils April edition)

        

But in order to top this FHM poll and indeed in order to remain somewhere within the top 20 names – it’s imperative that you are seen to be out working and in the public eye therefore remaining a household name.  You’re only as hot as you’re last song/movie/modeling contract. You need to be seen at the top of your game. That’s why women like Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Frankie Sandford, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Abbrosio, Katy Perry, Abbey Clancy, and Angelina Jolie manage to retain their spots in the top 100 list.

Twilights Kristen Stewart is an unlikely lady to stand alongside such names in a ‘World Sexiest’ list but she placed at number 13 last year. Another fine example of my belief that if you are a household name at the time of polling, then you will feature well (thanks to the ‘Twilight’ movies in Kristens case – not a conventional beauty yet she still beat Kim K , Mila Kunis and Beyonce!)

     

Irish beauties to feature in the 2011 list were:- Nadine Coyle at number 46 and Una Healy at number 41. So which Irish ladies will make the grade this year?    

This leads me to our very own Georgia Salpa. Yep she is one to watch. She’s going to feature quite highly too! She has been on the Irish modeling circuit for years but last year hit the big-time when she entered the Celebrity Big Brother house in the UK. Her stint on the Channel 5 reality show means that her name is well-known in Britain and will do no harm in helping her to land a much-deserved spot in the list. (Her American sister Kim Kardashian reached the number 15 spot last year so I’m thinking our Georgia should do pretty well).

   

Another one to watch due to the phenomenal success of ‘The Hunger Games’ is Jennifer Lawrence. Failing to feature in last years list, Jennifer will definitely be coming in in the top 50, I bet my Louboutins on it.

2011 Top Four                                                                                   2010 Top Four

# 1 – Rosie Hungtingdon-Whiteley                                                     # 1 – Cheryl Cole

#2 – Katy Perry                                                                                   # 2 – Megan Fox

# 3 – Rihanna                                                                                     # 3 – Marissa Miller

# 4 – Megan Fox                                                                                # 4 – Frankie Sandford

   

Oh and you know who might be a surprise new entry??? Samantha Brick…Samantha Who!? The Daily Mail writer hit headlines in the last few days when she declared ‘Why do women hate me for being beautiful?’

She has dominated Twitter since her article where she claims that her life has been filled with flowers, paid train fares and bottles of free champagne all because of her stunning looks. When asked what she does in order to get these gifts, Samantha says that “the donors of these gifts have always said the same thing: my pleasing appearance and pretty smile made their day.” Darling Samantha may be shocked when she doesn’t feature in FHM’s list…

      

                     

 We only have to wait another few weeks to see which sexy lady reaches the top spot…